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My RA passed out in the shower last night.
Topic Started: Saturday 9-10-2010, 19:02 (296 Views)
Frostilicus
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She was very drunk. There was apparently water everywhere, like a miniature pool, on our floor (8th) and straight up puddles on the ground floor. She had recently been preaching alcohol safety to us so this is even more awesome.

How has your day been thus far?
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I thought showers had drains for a reason? Your school can't possibly run on a septic system, can it?
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RA?
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lol Z...


It's a Resident Adviser, some senior or upper classman that pretty much watches over the whole floor/dorm building...

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The drain was probably blocked somehow. She sounds a little bit like someone I know, only probably not as dumb.
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her fat belly clogged the drain
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Pfft, everybody should be allowed to get shitfaced every once in a while and cause stuff to flood.
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I'm just assuming that she was blocking the drain with her naked body. The shower is really small, so if someone would lie down in there it would be pretty challenging for the water to get through. I'm more curious about how she could fall down and have water continuously sprayed on her for hours and hours and not wake up.
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you obviously don't drink much or hang around people that do...
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Or maybe the drunks who I hang around with aren't complete assholes. That's not a thing that most people do.
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Drunk stories. That's right, holy shit last night was awesome.

Going back to my dorm with a few friends, we run into a few other friends who are drunk and whatever a bit more than tipsy is.

They were on a Wawa run and the friends I was with decided to go too. Now I wasn't too hungry, but I wasn't going to pass up an opportunity to see some drunk antics and hear some drunk ramblings on this trip. Aside from some funny things said, it was typical behavior until our way back from Wawa.

There's a bit of a lineup of trucks parked on this one road and as we pass them, the tipsier one of the two drunks says "I need to pee, hold on." So figuring he was going to piss on a truck, we kept on moving. He says, "Wait for me guys!" and I turn around and see him about 20 paces back, holding his junk out of the fly of his pants pissing into the wind as he walked. Thank god it was night out, the area didn't have much light and that he was black so I didn't see much except for this wispy stream of piss just flying around everywhere in front of him. It was so funny.


tl:dr Met up with a two drunk friends, went to Wawa and on the way back, one of them pissed into the wind as he walked.
Edited by Pareechee, Saturday 9-10-2010, 23:30.
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Omar Little
Saturday 9-10-2010, 22:40
drunks...aren't complete assholes.
Waaaat?
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Cole
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Yeah, uh if you think the people you hang out with aren't assholes when they get completely sloshed then you either a) haven't seen them drink enough or b) left before the "real fun" starts.

All drunks are eventually pieces of shit.
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obligatory PICS NAO
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Sunday 10-10-2010, 12:40
Yeah, uh if you think the people you hang out with aren't assholes when they get completely sloshed then you either a) haven't seen them drink enough or b) left before the "real fun" starts.

All drunks are eventually pieces of shit.
as a shameless drunk, i'm inclined to agree with Z.
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John Munch
Sunday 10-10-2010, 12:40
Yeah, uh if you think the people you hang out with aren't assholes when they get completely sloshed then you either a) haven't seen them drink enough or b) left before the "real fun" starts.

All drunks are eventually pieces of shit.
No, that's not what I meant. All I meant is that I have never known anyone to fall asleep in the shower and flood the building, and as drunk as I've ever seen anyone get, I have never thought that they could pass out so hard that even a continuous stream of water wouldn't wake them up.

And I've seen my friends pass out from drunkenness, but it's always funny instead of whatever you'd call this. Though this is a funny story.


And you don't want pics. Just imagine what you'd want this girl to look like because I assure you, you would not want to see her lying down naked in the shower. It's actually the most unsettling image for me.
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I always want pics tbqh
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I cant really get completely shitfaced. I have tried so hard but to no avail. I think that is a good thing?
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